Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A nonsensical view of Frontiersphere Shooting Exattraction when it's covered in children
Frontiersphere Shooting Exattraction
June 1, 1974
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a gunbattle in cowboy times, but with gunfighters in t-shirts and lazers!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature consumers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable missing kidneys, blinding perfume, or chin, tongue, liver, viral, kidney, or spinal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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