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Above: The Frontiersphere Dowsing Exposition ride as seen from the top of Critter Country
Frontiersphere Dowsing Exposition
September 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're blowing away the western territories, but with robot vultures and nobody shooting back!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this ride's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, philosophical conflicts, unstylish haircuts, overdone perfume, emotional baggage, or blood, lung, shoulder, kidney, immunological, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and opinions inside the ride at all times.
- Because this is a water ride, adults are required to wear princess belts.
- This ride's track actually reaches under the ground.
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