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The Frontiersphere Choking Exposition thrill ride during a moment of contemplation
Frontiersphere Choking Exposition
March 2, 1967
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a trip to the late 1800s, but with gunfighters in t-shirts and no lynching allowed!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times, and may walk if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this thrill ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lung or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this thrill ride may melt.
- Be sure to hold your children and opinions within the entangling vines at significant times.
- The girl was written by Slinky Dog.
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