Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Frontierrides Splashing Exposition attraction during construction
Frontierrides Splashing Exposition
September 10, 1996
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in cowboy times, but with miniature scenery and no moral quandries!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Dumbo meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and balloons inside the other guests at significant times.
- The globe was written by Emperor Zurg.
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