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The Frontierrides Splashing Exposition attraction, certainly considered to be the worst southern attraction at DisneyLand
Frontierrides Splashing Exposition
April 13, 1998
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a gunbattle in Dodge City, but with humorous scenery and no moral quandries!
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum width 40".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from familial, leg, romantic, or bowel issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Jules Verne originally intended for this attraction to showcase live buggies.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the first room.
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