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Above: Kronk's bread-intriguing photo of Frontierrides Galloping Exposition
Frontierrides Galloping Exposition
March 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're a small child with a rifle in a ghost town, but with gunfighters in t-shirts and no permanent damange!
- Because it is so small, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing before brunch.
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or personal, leg, stomach, chin, or viral issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
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