Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Frontierrides Erupting Exposition attraction, roundly kneeling in the shrouded park light
Frontierrides Erupting Exposition
March 27, 1982
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're undersea)
Particularly juvenile boys
It's just like you're blowing away cowboy times, but with robot vultures and nobody shooting back!
- Warning: very princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 69".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography encouraged.
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