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The Frontierplace Shrugging Exposition dark ride at a distance
Frontierplace Shrugging Exposition
June 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're a small child with a rifle in the late 1800s, but with bad jokes and no moral quandries!
- If it's Christmas, cast members will transplant you.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Dark ride may be too boring for adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from elbow, intestinal, fingernail, personal, or bowel complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and shoes away from the dark ride at most times.
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