Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Frontierplace Moaning Exposition train at park opening
Frontierplace Moaning Exposition
October 2, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Rating for toddlers:
It's just like you've been dropped into a Lone Ranger movie, but with bad jokes and less disease!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this train is broken.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent princess meet-and-greet place.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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