Massive Disneywarrior Attraction Database
Photo: The Frontierplace Moaning Exposition attraction at park opening
Frontierplace Moaning Exposition
November 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're blowing away Dodge City, but with ghosts and no moral quandries!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or bowel problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No food or churros permitted.
- The letters in "Frontierplace Moaning Exposition" can be scrambled to spell "Ongotlxon Pisoimn Irnfieaecptare."
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