Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
A proud view of Frontierplace Leading Exposition when it's not bathed in fog
Frontierplace Leading Exposition
February 9, 1979
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It's just like you're a small child with a rifle in the OK Corral, but with miniature scenery and quieter rifles!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear, trendy clothing, or attention-span, cardiac, bowel, ankle, or romantic complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and glasses within the cast members at various times.
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