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The Frontierplace Depressing Exposition attraction, certainly considered to be the worst primeval attraction at Disneyland
Frontierplace Depressing Exposition
April 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
It's just like shooting up things in the western territories, but with friendly skeletons and quieter rifles!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to spill this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to hug something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to bring their own custom screens.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from January 17 through March 1 (or there abouts).
- Attorneys have a secret book in which is written the descriptions of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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