Massive Burtonland Attraction Database
A foul view of Frontierplace Depressing Exposition when it's bathed in fog
Frontierplace Depressing Exposition
July 20, 1956
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It's just like a gunbattle in the wild west, but with passive targets and nobody shooting back!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters are apt to joke with your friends.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, find something more exciting.
- Pregnant hippos may particularly want to ride.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to have princess specticles.
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