Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Frontierlocation Reawakening Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its feathered anniversary
Frontierlocation Reawakening Exposition
October 3, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Six jollies (from www.Chip.tripod.com)
It's just like shooting up things in the late 1800s, but with bad jokes and no dancing girls!
- Warning: very determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from chronic tattoos, unstopable boorishness, trendy clothing, or familial, social, finger, romantic, liver, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
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