Massive Kimballland Attraction Database
Below: Frontierlocation Reawakening Exposition, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda
Frontierlocation Reawakening Exposition
June 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in the wild west, but with bad jokes and no moral quandries!
- If this is your first visit to Kimballland, you may have to experience this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby Pegleg Pete interaction thingy.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to participate.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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