Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Frontierlocation Curdling Exposition attraction, neatly considered to be the worst alpine attraction at Disneyland
Frontierlocation Curdling Exposition
July 31, 1963
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in Dodge City, but with miniature scenery and no drinking allowed!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too startling for young wimps.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of wide-open spaces, projectile-vomiting propensity, or inner ear, brain, hip, stomach, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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