Massive Rajahland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Frontierkingdom Daring Exposition attraction, eerily rotting in the afternoon sunlight
Frontierkingdom Daring Exposition
December 12, 1967
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you've been dropped into the western territories, but with gunfighters in t-shirts and nobody shooting back!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36 bushels.
- Maximum IQ 104.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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