Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Frontierkingdom Boring Exposition, a favorite attraction of Nemo
Frontierkingdom Boring Exposition
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 28, 1985
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating: Six smiles
Description
It's just like a gunfight in a Clint Eastwood movie, but with bad jokes and a change machine!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires more patience.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Robert Sherman autograph location.
Notices
- You must be at least as large as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, low blood pressure, or hair or fingernail disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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