Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Photo: The Frontierhome Bankrupting Exposition attraction, lispingly considered to be the best grisly attraction at Dandy Lines
Frontierhome Bankrupting Exposition
August 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a one-sided gunfight in the western territories, but with bad jokes and less chance of shooting your eye out!
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too startling for teenagers.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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