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Above: Frontiercountry Churning Exposition, a favorite attraction of Dumbo
Frontiercountry Churning Exposition
June 18, 2013
Avg. queue length:
It's just like rustling cattle in an old mining town, but with robot vultures and more attractive corpses!
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant parents may send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, excessive drooling, or social, attention-span, knee, or personal disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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