Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Frontierbit Grinning Exposition dark ride, certainly considered to be the only toxic dark ride at Disneyland
Frontierbit Grinning Exposition
September 5, 1966
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of six smiles (from Fred Salmonpants)
It's just like a gunfight in the old west, but with humorous scenery and no drinking allowed!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- Instead of going on this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
- Pregnant pests can use the restroom first.
- This dark ride closes at random.
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