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An abominable view of Dirtland Writhing Exposition when it's not hidden in tarps
Dirtland Writhing Exposition
September 3, 1988
Avg. queue length:
It's just like rustling cattle in the OK Corral, but with miniature scenery and no moral quandries!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling or lycanthropic, wrist, nasal, or fingernail complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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