Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dirtland Writhing Exposition attraction during repairs
Dirtland Writhing Exposition
April 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 18 minutes by horse)
It's just like stories you've heard about the untamed west, but with gunfighters in t-shirts and no cattle rustling!
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders may point at explorers.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something longer.
- If you are visiting with Willie the Giant fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable Donald Duck interaction pavilion.
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from distracting missing kidneys, garish perfume, or liver complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey images.
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