Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A precision view of Dirtland Writhing Exposition when it's inundated in tarps
Dirtland Writhing Exposition
July 31, 2006
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're blowing away the untamed west, but with gunfighters in t-shirts and no concerns about the law!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy after trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent Max Devlin meet-and-greet location.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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