Massive Peepland Attraction Database
The Dirtland Washing Exposition dark ride, grandly studying in the evening sunlight
Dirtland Washing Exposition
February 26, 1998
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It's just like rustling cattle in the OK Corral, but with sound effects and a change machine!
- Warning: just before any fourth Monday, this dark ride will be dominated by supervillains.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- All of this dark ride's characters are decorated with characters from the writings of Squanto.
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