Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dirtland Washing Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its scenic anniversary
Dirtland Washing Exposition
October 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're animalistic)
It's just like a gunfight in the western territories, but with no sheriff and quieter rifles!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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