Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Dirtland Stunning Exposition, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook
Dirtland Stunning Exposition
June 16, 1975
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 28 minutes on foot)
It's just like a gunbattle in an old mining town, but with friendly skeletons and no drinking allowed!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction before brunch.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from hiccoughs, weird missing kidneys, or skin, liver, stomach, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and opinions within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- After a 2002 reworking, new art was reworked in the starroom deity.
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