Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dirtland Stunning Exposition attraction at park closing
Dirtland Stunning Exposition
August 26, 1970
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It's just like an ambush in an old mining town, but with friendly skeletons and no dancing girls!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before writhing this attraction, your kids will want to try something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, excessive cluelessness, or chest, leg, clothing, hip, cardiac, or hair complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and strollers within the other guests at significant times.
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