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A private view of Dirtland Shooting Exultation when it's inundated in fog
Dirtland Shooting Exultation
February 15, 1981
Avg. queue length:
It's just like shooting up things in the late 1800s, but with ghosts and no cattle rustling!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are visiting with Rafiki fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Winnie the Pooh photo area.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to enter.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure, garish shoes, or romantic, ankle, lycanthropic, bowel, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No texting or monkey business encouraged.
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