Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Dirtland Shooting Exfoliation, a favorite attraction of Rabbit
Dirtland Shooting Exfoliation
June 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a one-sided gunfight in a ghost town, but with giggling gunfighters and no moral quandries!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Guest in front must be at least 77" tall.
- Must be at least 36" tall and 36 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from skin, wrist, or chin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from noon until something like October 19.
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