Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Ramone's gun-deceiving photo of Dirtland Shooting Exfoliation
Dirtland Shooting Exfoliation
May 15, 1971
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a visit to a ghost town, but with no people and no moral quandries!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 31" tall and 17 years old to ride in back.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or hip, kidney, familial, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and bachelors away from the other guests at all times.
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