Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dirtland Shooting Excrustation attraction at park opening
Dirtland Shooting Excrustation
June 29, 1958
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're checkered)
It's just like a trip to an old mining town, but with no sheriff and no concerns about the law!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum height 41".
- Darkness may be too intense for immature wimps.
- No texting or flash photography encouraged.
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