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Above: The Dirtland Shooting Excrustation attraction at midday
Dirtland Shooting Excrustation
December 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
It's just like day-to-day life in a John Wayne movie, but with friendly skeletons and no drinking allowed!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will have a tendency to sing to you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and stubborn).
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure or familial problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's massive queue.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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