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Below: The Dirtland Shooting Exasperation attraction as seen from the top of Oz
Dirtland Shooting Exasperation
May 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
It's just like shooting up things in an old mining town, but with sound effects and no moral quandries!
- Warning: particularly small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed extra limbs or bowel, shoulder, finger, social, or elbow complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at all times.
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