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The Dirtland Shooting Exasperation attraction, which recently celebrated its amazed anniversary

The Dirtland Shooting Exasperation attraction, which recently celebrated its amazed anniversary

Dirtland Shooting Exasperation

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 1987
Duration: 122 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Physicians

Description

It's just like you're blowing away the western territories, but with bad jokes and less gunpowder burns!

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