Massive Auroraland Attraction Database
Above: The Dirtland Operating Exposition attraction, blandly considered to be the premier forbidden attraction at Auroraland
Dirtland Operating Exposition
January 2, 1998
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're local)
It's just like day-to-day life in Dodge City, but with miniature scenery and a pocket full of quarters!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After dying this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that doesn't involve pictures.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Auroraland cast members are able to run to this attraction more than a half hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Monstro.
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