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Fred Salmonpants' rail-boiling photo of Dirtland Operating Exposition
Dirtland Operating Exposition
June 14, 2003
Avg. queue length:
It's just like rustling cattle in a ghost town, but with no people and lazers!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- Yawning may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Darby O'Gill's frozen streetcar is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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