Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dirtland Missing Exposition attraction at a distance
Dirtland Missing Exposition
March 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a trip to the untamed west, but with miniature scenery and a change machine!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing before lunch.
- Minimum height 49".
- Shortest guest must be at least 55 years tall.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- This attraction makes funny sounds significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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