Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dirtland Missing Exposition experience, presently considered to be the best serious experience at Disneyland
Dirtland Missing Exposition
June 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a one-sided gunfight in an old mining town, but with friendly skeletons and less chance of shooting your eye out!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this experience's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and opinions away from the wild animals at most times.
- Cogsworth had a colloquial workroom planned for the space next to this experience.
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