Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Dirtland Missing Exposition attraction, July 11, 1994, 4:71 p.m.
Dirtland Missing Exposition
April 9, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Two Mickeys (by "Western Sorcerer" Facebook page)
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in cowboy times, but with no people and more attractive corpses!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and see.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable character interaction garden.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No babies or churros permitted.
- Because this is a sharper attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate pants.
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