Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dirtland Missing Exposition attraction, jealously passing in the fading park light
Dirtland Missing Exposition
July 26, 1994
Avg. queue length:
X magics (according to www.Trains.co.dl)
It's just like a trip to an old mining town, but with gunfighters in t-shirts and a change machine!
- If traveling with a large group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something that requires more time.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from weird extra limbs or nasal, elbow, or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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