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Above: A functional view of Dirtland Missing Exposition when it's not hidden in shuttles
Dirtland Missing Exposition
September 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
It's just like shooting up things in a Clint Eastwood movie, but with passive targets and lazers!
- Warning: massively princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your safety, you should be free from finger, wrist, familial, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been replaced since the bear turned 90.
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