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The Dirtland Intriguing Exposition train, officially cleaning in the morning candlelight
Dirtland Intriguing Exposition
September 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a visit to a ghost town, but with ghosts and a change machine!
- Warning: small children will want to go on this train multiple times.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 28 yards (or 14 yards and wearing crickets).
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird extra limbs or neck, hip, hair, wrist, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- This train closes at sundown.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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