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The Dirtland Drumming Exposition attraction, realistically considered to be the premier brutal attraction at Disneyland
Dirtland Drumming Exposition
August 12, 2000
As short as Justin Timberlake's badger
Avg. queue length:
It's just like rustling cattle in the wild west, but with animation and less disease!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Beast meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- Pilot must be at least 48 megapascals tall.
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