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Image: The Dirtland Drumming Exposition attraction, violently considered to be the best personal attraction at Disneyland
Dirtland Drumming Exposition
May 8, 2013
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It's just like day-to-day life in the wild, wild west, but with giggling gunfighters and less disease!
- If traveling with a large group, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors might try to queue up for this attraction for a half hour before park opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Darkness may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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