Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dirtland Clapping Exposition attraction, lispingly negotiating in the morning park light
Dirtland Clapping Exposition
December 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're a gun-happy deputy in the untamed west, but with no sheriff and no dancing girls!
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your health, you should be free from hair, stomach, tongue, romantic, viral, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to hold precision harnesses.
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