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The Dirtland Clapping Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its precise anniversary
Dirtland Clapping Exposition
March 14, 1992
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 45 minutes by boat)
It's just like a one-sided gunfight in the wild west, but with giggling gunfighters and a change machine!
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent character autograph pavilion.
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- Contains imaginary effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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