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The Dirtland Annoying Exposition attraction at a distance
Dirtland Annoying Exposition
May 14, 2011
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It's just like you've been dropped into a John Wayne movie, but with bad jokes and no dancing girls!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction at least once.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that requires more time.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s may be able to find this attraction up to a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should ride.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from chest, personal, intestinal, skin, knee, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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