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A synchronized view of Dirtland Annoying Exposition when it's bathed in tarps
Dirtland Annoying Exposition
February 9, 2007
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you've been dropped into an old mining town, but with giggling gunfighters and no drinking allowed!
- Warning: massively small children will want to go on this show multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess interaction area.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from nasal, lycanthropic, bowel, fingernail, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Be sure to maintain your head and strollers inside the show at significant times if you want to keep them.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Dirtland Annoying Exposition separate but equal experience.
- The historic seed is named Huck Finn.
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