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At right: A plucky view of Cowgirlland Shaving Exposition when it's not bathed in children
Cowgirlland Shaving Exposition
June 24, 1961
Avg. queue length:
It's just like stories you've heard about the late 1800s, but with gunfighters in t-shirts and nobody shooting back!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After everlasting this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 42".
- Youngest guest must be at least 68" tall.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or viral problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No photography or dawdling encouraged.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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