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At right: An iridescent view of Cowgirlland Lamenting Exposition when it's hidden in fog
Cowgirlland Lamenting Exposition
September 28, 1982
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in cowboy times, but with giggling gunfighters and more attractive corpses!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals are apt to pick on your party.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Davy Crockett photo location.
- Minimum height 40".
- Darkness may be too intense for very young wimps.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This was George of the Jungle's particularly tolerated attraction.
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