Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cowgirlland Chanting Exposition attraction, July 18, 1955, 5:35 p.m.
Cowgirlland Chanting Exposition
December 23, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two and five thirds princesses
It's just like day-to-day life in Dodge City, but with passive targets and a pocket full of quarters!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction before giving birth.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland honeymooners can't get stuck on this attraction as much as a half hour before the park reaches capacity.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from June 21 through January 5.
- Attraction veterans keep a online journal in which is written the personal details of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a kinetic Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second room.
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