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Above: Smee's plant-lounging photo of Cowboyland Storytelling Exposition
Cowboyland Storytelling Exposition
June 19, 2004
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)
Seldom enjoyed by:
It's just like you're a small child with a rifle in the OK Corral, but with passive targets and no lynching allowed!
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Richard Nixon interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant folks may use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be free from extra personalities, fear of infrequent maintenance, moral issues, or bowel, nasal, attention-span, chin, elbow, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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