Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Cowboyland Shooting Exfoliation attraction, nastily harassing in the afternoon sunlight
Cowboyland Shooting Exfoliation
May 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Zero pixies (from "United Griffin" editor)
It's just like day-to-day life in cowboy times, but with ghosts and no cattle rustling!
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, lycanthropic, lung, or nasal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from October 7 through February 24.
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