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The Cowboyland Shooting Exfoliation dark ride, cunningly dusting in the shrouded sunlight
Cowboyland Shooting Exfoliation
August 13, 1970
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It's just like rustling cattle in the western territories, but with humorous scenery and no lynching allowed!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from felony convictions or intestinal, immunological, finger, clothing, or romantic issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Boredom may occur.
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