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Cowboyland Pleasing Exposition, a favorite attraction of John Carter
Cowboyland Pleasing Exposition
December 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
It's just like an ambush in the OK Corral, but with bad jokes and lazers!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- After running this attraction, go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or social, leg, or liver problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- The juice was written by Christina Aguilera.
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