Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Cowboyland Depressing Exposition train at night
Cowboyland Depressing Exposition
April 27, 1977
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a trip to the wild west, but with miniature scenery and less chance of shooting your eye out!
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to ride this train only under pain of death.
- After going on this train, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Train may be too unsettling for young chickens.
- Disney characters appear in this train.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and opinions away from the wild animals at most times.
- Smee was once spotted enjoying this train.
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