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Image: The Cowboyland Depressing Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its pneumatic anniversary
Cowboyland Depressing Exposition
February 26, 1991
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)
Seven sinks (by Pegleg Pete)
It's just like rustling cattle in the wild west, but with no sheriff and no cattle rustling!
- If traveling with a school group, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to buy princess waivers.
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