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The Cowboyland Depressing Exposition train, eerily pouring in the afternoon sunlight
Cowboyland Depressing Exposition
June 5, 1975
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It's just like you're a small child with a rifle in the late 1800s, but with no people and less gunpowder burns!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times unless you have a death wish.
- Because this is a stationery train, adults are required to wear pirate glasses.
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