Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Chapsland Shooting Exfoliation attraction at park closing
Chapsland Shooting Exfoliation
January 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a visit to a Lone Ranger movie, but with bad jokes and no drinking allowed!
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
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