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At right: A carefree view of Chapsland Howling Exposition when it's hidden in darkness
Chapsland Howling Exposition
December 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
It's just like rustling cattle in an old mining town, but with giggling gunfighters and less chance of shooting your eye out!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed autograph location.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, bad haircuts, or inner ear, wrist, or immunological disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and balloons inside the entangling vines at all times while it is in motion.
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