Massive Disneycaptive Attraction Database
Zorro's newsie-relaxing photo of Rafts to Michael Eisner Island
Rafts to Michael Eisner Island
February 3, 1994
Avg. queue length:
The Rafts to Michael Eisner Island attraction involves rafts that travel to Michael Eisner Island.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, unstopable cluelessness, '80s haircuts, felony convictions, or familial, inner ear, chin, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or monkey business encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from May 16 until something like December 13.
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