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The Crafts to Fred Salmonpants Island attraction, which recently celebrated its stolen anniversary
Crafts to Fred Salmonpants Island
May 8, 1957
Avg. queue length:
The Crafts to Fred Salmonpants Island are crafts that go to Fred Salmonpants Island.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to singing Playboy playmates.
- After burning this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something with less people on it.
- Special effects may be too startling for immature wimps.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from April 11 until perhaps May 10.
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