Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Canoes to Wernher von Braun Island attraction, which recently celebrated its gray anniversary
Canoes to Wernher von Braun Island
October 11, 1977
Avg. queue length:
The Canoes to Wernher von Braun Island attraction comprises canoes that travel to Wernher von Braun Island. Nobody knows why.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38 decibels.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from intestinal, liver, nasal, hip, brain, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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