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At right: The Canoes to Tom Sawyer River attraction, greatly weeping in the fading moonlight
Canoes to Tom Sawyer River
March 22, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Seven toons (by Stromboli)
The Canoes to Tom Sawyer River attraction comprises canoes that go back and forth to Tom Sawyer River.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by sweaty punkers.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for immature chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts or finger, stomach, ribcage, attention-span, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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