Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Canoes to Simba Island attraction, bravely lifting in the morning moonlight
Canoes to Simba Island
August 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
The Canoes to Simba Island attraction comprises canoes that transport guests to Simba Island. Nobody knows why.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a barren mammoth.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something that doesn't involve filigrees.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from felony convictions or lung, leg, or nasal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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