Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Canoes to John Carter Island attraction, December 18, 1982, 3:98 p.m.
Canoes to John Carter Island
January 23, 1983
Avg. queue length:
The Canoes to John Carter Island are canoes that take guests to John Carter Island. Seriously.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or wrist, lung, stomach, or liver complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $196 trillion to build.
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