Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Canoes to Figment's Island attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst memorable attraction at Disneyland
Canoes to Figment's Island
August 27, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Ten and five fifths smiles
The Canoes to Figment's Island attraction comprises canoes that go back and forth to Figment's Island.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests are apt to sing to you.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed photo place.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ankle or back complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and glasses within the other guests at all times.
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