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The Boats to Faline Island attraction, abnormally considered to be the best dull attraction at Disneyland
Boats to Faline Island
July 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
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The Boats to Faline Island attraction involves boats that take guests to Faline Island.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction at least once.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enter.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, liver, back, ankle, or elbow issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Lightning McQueen had a massive room built behind a secret door in this attraction.
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