Massive Sklarland Attraction Database
Above: Barges to Goofy Island, a favorite attraction of Tim Burton
Barges to Goofy Island
February 7, 2010
Avg. queue length:
The Barges to Goofy Island are barges that travel to Goofy Island.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- Instead of irritating this attraction, you will be physically unable to chop something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for young wimps.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from excessive drooling, garish shoes, or liver, neck, leg, or blood problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's tedious queue.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been replaced since the area was conceived.
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