Massive Crusoeland Attraction Database
The Zombie's Lair on Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, hesitantly cooking in the shrouded candlelight
Zombie's Lair on Tom Sawyer Fort
August 10, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Six and a smidge Mickeys
It's a fort built as a tribute to Ichabod Crane -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more zombies! Zombie lovers can scrape their knees in zombie caves, scramble up zombie bridges, and wonder at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or knee, fingernail, inner ear, or ribcage complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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