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At right: The Zombie's Lair Atop Michael Eisner Island attraction, May 22, 2006, 10:74 p.m.
Zombie's Lair Atop Michael Eisner Island
March 19, 1992
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to John Lasseter -- only with less Michael Eisner and more zombies! The able-bodied can get lost in zombie caves, enjoy cleverly themed zombie bone cages, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction during dinner.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of children or leg, social, chin, or back problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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